Going in

<Imouto-chan> AH– Ow.. Nnn….

<Onii-chan> Heh. Don’t worry, that’s the worst of it. Are you in pain?

<Imouto-chan> I-It’s okay… Onii-chan, do I really have to be… all naked for this?

<Onii-chan> That’s the best way to do it. How is it feeling?

<Imouto-chan> It feels… kind of good.

<Onii-chan> It isn’t too much for you?

<Imouto-chan> Well, it burned a little at first, but I’m getting used to it. I’m… really wet now.

<Onii-chan> That’s good. Just stay as you are for about 30 minutes, and then we’ll be done, okay?

<Imouto-chan> Okay. I love you, onii-chan.

<Onii-chan> I love you, too. If you start to feel weird and light-headed, be sure to call for me. We don’t want you to pass out in the bath.

Sitting in

<Imouto-chan> Alright, twin brother, here’s the plot:

<Onii-chan> The plot?

<Imouto-chan> I need you to sit in for me at school today.

<Onii-chan> But you go to an all-girls school.

<Imouto-chan> Don’t worry. With a wig and some character design ambiguity, nobody will be able to tell you aren’t me.

<Onii-chan> Why do I have to do this? Why aren’t you going to class?

<Imouto-chan> I am. I’ll be at the desk right next to you.

<Onii-chan> ..Huh?

<Imouto-chan> I’m sitting in for my friend today so I can be there to take photos of you.

<Onii-chan>

<Imouto-chan> Trust me, this will work.

Confession advice

<Bishoujo-san> Hey MC-kun, I heard you were preparing to confess to me.

<Onii-chan> Uh– W-Well… I, uh…

<Bishoujo-san> Haha, don’t be so nervous! There’s nothing to be afraid of. Here, I’ll even give you some pointers, so you can do it right, kay?

<Onii-chan> O-Okay…

<Bishoujo-san> The real trick is learning how to pick up the pieces of your life and move on.

<Onii-chan>

Attraction

<Youta-kun> Hey, Bishoujo-san, you’re a lesbian, right?

<Bishoujo-san> Yeah.

<Youta-kun> But everyone thinks you’re one of the more attractive girls at our school. So, I was wondering… are you… sexually attracted to yourself?

<Bishoujo-san> Ugh… Look, let’s put it this way: You’re attracted to girls, right?

<Youta-kun> Right.

<Bishoujo-san> But do you find your sister sexually attractive?

<Youta-kun> Yes.

<Bishoujo-san>

<Youta-kun>

<Bishoujo-san> …c-could I have her number?

Morning panic

<Imouto-chan> Onii-chan! Wake up! This is bad!

<Onii-chan> Unh? What’s wrong?

<Imouto-chan> I can’t get it back to its normal size!

<Onii-chan> Get what back?

<Imouto-chan> Your thingy!!

Imouto wishes

<Bishoujo-san> I am an all-powerful genie. For releasing me, I will grant you three wishes.

<Imouto-chan> I wish my onii-chan would love me as a woman.

<Bishoujo-san> Granted. Your onii-chan is now a woman and has sisterly love toward you.

<Imouto-chan> Wait, no, that’s not what I meant. I wish my onii-chan would love me like a man loves a woman.

<Bishoujo-san> Your onee-san is now a lesbian siscon.

<Imouto-chan> No! I wish my onii-chan were a man who loved me like a man loves a woman.

<Bishoujo-san> Your onee-san is now your deceased father.

<Imouto-chan> WHAT?! How does that even follow logically?

<Bishoujo-san> Your father loved you like a man loves a woman.

<Imouto-chan> …I never knew.

Date with onii-chan

<Imouto-chan> I’m going on a date with onii-chan tomorrow!

<Bishoujo-san> Ew, he makes you call him “onii-chan”?

<Imouto-chan> No, I make him call it a date.

Bad luck MC-kun

<Bishoujo-san> U-Um.. MC-kun..

<Onii-chan> Yes, Bishoujo-san?

<Bishoujo-san> …I like you. Please go out with me!

<Onii-chan> …S-Sure!

<Bishoujo-san> Really? I’m so happy. But I’m sorry, there’s someone else I like.

<Onii-chan> …Huh?

<Bishoujo-san> I just wanted to see how this confession would go. This gives me a lot of confidence for the real one. Thanks a lot, MC-kun! Oh, and don’t worry, we can still be friends.

<Onii-chan> ……..Huh?

Fooled

<Onii-chan> So, Bishoujo-san… What say you and I take some time to… explore each other?

<Bishoujo-san> Bwahaha! You’ve been fooled by my disguise. I’m really the evil sorcerer Antagonus!!

<Onii-chan> Okay… but you still look like her when naked, right?

Tissues

<Onii-chan> *Achoo!*

<Imouto-chan> Onii-chan, you’re using a lot of tissues.

<Onii-chan> By dose wod’t stop ruddig..

<Imouto-chan> But disposable tissues are bad for the environment. Here, this is washable.

<Onii-chan> …Ibouto-chad?

<Imouto-chan> Yes, onii-chan?

<Onii-chan> These are your padties.

<Imouto-chan> Oh, like you’ve never had to wash your goo out of my panties before…

<Onii-chan> I HAVE DOT!!

<Imouto-chan> No, look, they’re striped.