Put your onii-chan in, put your onii-chan out,
Put your onii-chan in, and his thing begins to spout.
Your heart goes doki-doki and you turn yourself around.
That’s what it’s all about!
Ha! You thought I was your little sister, but this is merely a disguise. Here’s my TRUE identity! *zip*
…You’re just naked now.
We’ve always been friends, right?
…We’ve always been… childhood friends, right?
Well, I’ve been watching a lot of anime lately, and… I just have to ask… Do you want to marry me?
H-How did you know?!
Trade secret, I guess.
Yes! Yes, I want to marry you!
Ah, sorry. I gotta turn you down.
You’re my childhood friend AND clearly the best girl I know. Trust me, it wouldn’t work out.
Onii-chan, can you help me with my homework?
I don’t get this problem.
This one? “y2 + 1 = 4x + t. Solve for y in terms of x, where t is the number of seconds your onii-chan can hold his breath while your tongue is….” Um…
It says “in his mouth.”
Yeah, I got that.
I feel like the question is missing important information. Is “t” something I have to look up, or…
Why is this the only black-and-white page in your textbook?
Because mom said not to use the color print– er, I mean… N-No reason.
Interesting. Maybe there’s a mistake. I’ll just call your teacher to confirm the questions…
MC-kun, have you seen my panties anywhere?
Have you checked my face?
That was my first thought, but they aren’t there.
Maybe I’m holding them, thinking they’re a handkerchief?
Hm… nope, not there either. *sigh* Where could they be?
I have an idea. Lift your skirt.
Aha, you’re wearing them.
Oh! Haha, now I feel silly. Thanks for the help, MC-kun!
3.. 2.. 1. Ready or not, here I come! ..Huh? Onii-chan, you can’t just hide under my skirt; it’s too easy to find you there.
But I thought it was the perfect place to hide.
Hey onii-chan, I heard some boys at school say that boys get aroused when they see girls fighting. Is that true?
But is it true?
I’d rather not answer that.
Answer it or I’ll beat you to a pulp!
Did that turn you on?
Onii-chan, guess what! I just told a boy at school that I like him, and he said he likes me, too!
Aw, I’m sorry.
You’re in elementary school, right?
In elementary school, requited love means only one thing: one of you is about to move away.
Yep. Romance only works out from high school onward. Before that, it’s all just a bittersweet backstory. You’re destined to be separated.
This is terrible! What do I do?
If you want to stay together, you’ll have to tell him you made a mistake and reject him.
Reject him? But.. that’s so sad…
Then how about crying in onii-chan’s arms? Onii-chan loves you and will never leave you.
…Trust me, it’s the only way.
Onii-chan, look at me!
Oh, Imouto-chan, you’re pretending to be a magical girl again?
Not just an ordinary magical girl. These days, it’s all about *tragic* magical girls, or “tragical girls” for short.
Oh? And what’s tragic about you?
I’m about to be raped by my onii-chan!
No you aren’t.
I like you, Bishoujo-san. Please go out with me!
Sorry, I.. I don’t think of you that way.
Of course you don’t… Somehow, I already knew that you wanted nothing to do with me. I should just jump off a bridge so you’d never have to see my face again.
D-Dummy, it’s not like I hate you or anything!
…That wasn’t a tsundere line, I swear.